Sir Happenstance's Serpendipity

queer. POC. non-religious. college student.

May 15, 2013 2:50 am

melodicas:

sirhappenstance:

“hey, what’s today’s date?”

“idk why don’t you check your phone”

congratulations you managed to be both classist and ableist in the same sentence

Thats the norm for most people and even when you don’t have a smart phone ALL phones have the capacity to show the time and date on the main screen. You can argue its classist if they’re talking to someone who obviously can’t afford even the cheapest cellphone, but otherwise I call BS.

Interested how its ableism, sincerely.

»assumes everyone has a phone

neuroatypical folks ask the answers to obvious questions all the time. my thing is adhd, but there are obviously many other things. i guess ableist isn’t the exact term maybe mental health privilege???

also i didn’t have to go past your sidebar to “call bs” but found slut shaming/body policing within a few posts. like what get out of here

2:46 am

uoa:

do you guys realize we can change our lives any time we want like you can just go ahead and delete ur blog, stop eating meat, shave or head, start running, tell that person you hate why you hate them so much, confess your love to someone and kiss them unexpectedly like why don’t we do that

because executive functioning

also what how about we wait for the person to reciprocate the feels/consent before we kiss them

why don’t we not do that k

(via femilymox)

2:42 am

orgasmictipsforgirls:

radioactivepapertowns:

dragonflycup:

wifelife:

Girls, when you’re feeling sad, just remember:

  • a vagina can go back to it’s original size after taking something 20x its size
  • a penis will end up looking like an empty potato sack that’s been run over quite a lot if it does

you can do this girl

be as resilient as your vaginaimage

shine bright like a ‘gina

what did I just read

My penis hurts after reading this

shine bright like a ‘gina

cissexism tho

(Source: patbby, via femilymox)

2:41 am

hi im looking for funny blogs that aren’t going to trigger the fuck out of me

thank

2:32 am

“hey, what’s today’s date?”

“idk why don’t you check your phone”

congratulations you managed to be both classist and ableist in the same sentence

2:25 am

chompyface:

i was a good student until the crushing weight of reality shattered my hope for the future

(via femilymox)

2:23 am
femilymox:

I was all of these.

femilymox:

I was all of these.

(Source: butthorn)

2:19 am

people my age are getting pregnant and married and i can’t even order a pizza over the phone

(Source: eleanorjanestyle, via femilymox)

2:17 am
  • Person: How do lesbians have sex?
  • Me: The question is how do they stop.
2:14 am

femilymox:

stillsuperdom:

femilymox:

craigpuckerup:

hey kids

reverse racism does not exist

if u hate white people then thats just racism

reverse sexism does not exist

if u hate men thats just sexism

thank

hey kids

reverse racism does not exist

if u hate white people its probably bc they’re ignorant fucks who deny their obvious privilege

if you hate men its probably bc they demean and condescend women every fucking day

Racism and sexism are based on oppression

White males are not oppressed

thank


hey kids

wanna know what generalization and stereotyping looks like?

hey kids

wanna see what the privileged playing the victim looks like?

its not like women and PoC aren’t stereotyped every day of their lives or anything

*slow clap*

(Source: adonisdarko)

2:03 am

stopharry2013:

I never had a “boys are icky and gross” phase I’ve literally been chasing dick since birth

(via goldandsilverdream)

12:40 am
Actually ADHD: For explaining to people that it’s my ADHD, not ME: I explain it in...

actuallyadhd:

For explaining to people that it’s my ADHD, not ME:

I explain it in metaphors. This is probably a product of the fact that my brain works by drawing connections (like when I learn a new word I want to learn the latin roots so I can connect it to other meanings), so I explain most things in…

12:39 am
punk-:

is this masturbation? 

punk-:

is this masturbation? 

(Source: southsidelokos13, via goldandsilverdream)

12:34 am
feliciashanay:

stclairemanagement:

Epiphany has been requested yesterday to go to Puerto Rico for a modeling trip…she needs 700 dollars for the trip by May 24…if you’re interested in helping her even if its just a dollar…700 people each giving a dollar will help her reach her goal! Thanks!http://www.gofundme.com/2wt3wo

Boosting because she’s a doll and a very talented model :)

feliciashanay:

stclairemanagement:

Epiphany has been requested yesterday to go to Puerto Rico for a modeling trip…she needs 700 dollars for the trip by May 24…if you’re interested in helping her even if its just a dollar…700 people each giving a dollar will help her reach her goal! Thanks!

http://www.gofundme.com/2wt3wo

Boosting because she’s a doll and a very talented model :)

(via deliciouskaek)

12:30 am
rudethoughtsonbabyanimals:

“well we couldve been friends if u werent such a fuckin misogynist”

rudethoughtsonbabyanimals:

“well we couldve been friends if u werent such a fuckin misogynist”

(via avatarsnowy)