Sir Happenstance's Serpendipity

queer. POC. non-religious. college student.

May 20, 2013 6:15 am
黒子のハレム by レイス

黒子のハレム by レイス

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5:59 am

Naps are tricky because you either wake up refreshed and relaxed or you have a headache, dry throat, and are unaware of what year you’re in.

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5:47 am

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5:43 am

cancune:

if a guy stares at ur boobs 

just stare at his dick

maybe squint a little bit

cissexist ;c

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May 19, 2013 10:01 pm
"For a constructed vagina to be considered acceptable by surgeons specialized in intersexuality, it basically just has to be a hole big enough to fit a typical-sized penis. It is not required to be self-lubricating or even to be at all sensitive, and certainly does not need to change shape the way vaginas often do when women are sexually stimulated. So, for example, in a panel of discussion of surgeons who treat intersexuality, when one was asked, ‘How do you define successful intercourse? How many of these girls actually have an orgasm, for example?’ a member of the panel responded, ‘Adequate intercourse was defined as successful vaginal penetration,’ All that is required is a receptive hole."

—

 Alice Domurat Dreger (2004) “Ambiguous Sex”—or Ambivalent Medicine? (137-153) In Health, Disease and Illness.  (via pipipiripiripi)

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9:55 pm

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9:47 pm

rebeljolras:

any lgbt campaigns that pander to the oppressors instead of the oppressed are bad campaigns to support

see:

  • it gets better
  • straight but not narrow
  • the trevor project
  • noh8

these campaigns are all notorious for perpetuating the concept that queer people need the permission or approval from straight people in order to be who they are.

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9:10 pm
8:07 pm

survivorrat:

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top: “stop reminding me of the past. if I can move on, so you can you.”
bottom: oh sorry for reminding you that you abused me. How insensitive of me.

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4:16 am
rudethoughtsonbabyanimals: “i like u as a person but ur usually like fundamentally wrong about almost everything tht matters”

rudethoughtsonbabyanimals:

“i like u as a person but ur usually like fundamentally wrong about almost everything tht matters”

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4:15 am
  • Color-Blind/anti-sj blogs on angry PoC: Wow, reverse racism is still racism, you can't fight hate with hate, namaste <3
  • Color-Blind/anti-sj blogs on angry racist whites: *crickets*
1:05 am
  • plot twist: yahoo buys tumblr and we get proper blocking features, lockable posts, a sent folder in messages/fanmail with a better interface, ability to search multiple tags, removal of the post and message limits, proper search engines for likes/archives and removing that bloody "reblog as a link" option.
May 18, 2013 9:52 pm

kennyvee:

Accurate description of my entire life

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9:37 pm

glitterlion:

grrlyman:

ghostcandle:

murtunacaptor:

bestdayeveraugustthird:

musicsoundslovelythanks:

crashwasplayingbadeverything:

swaggaraptor:

chiefkeeffanfiction:

amydentata:

At this rate, Colbert might actually be held accountable in the near future for making transphobic jokes.

Go trigger warn some shit

That’s not transphobic, though. He’s making a point that because the LGBT agenda is “barreling forward at full-speed” that the B and T of LGBT is being left behind. Everyone is focusing on the L and the G that there are people who have no idea what the B and T even stand for. He’s not being transphobic or making a slight meant to make fun of or harm the bi and trans* community. He’s making a point that no one is focusing on them because they’re focusing on the lesbian and gay community.

Mother. Fucking. This.

People really need to realize that EVERYTHING Colbert says while on camera is satire.

Satire: The use of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people’s stupidity or vices, particularly in the cotext of a play, novel, fiilm or other works.

He is not making a transphobic joke. He is not honestly saying that bi and trans people do not count/matter/exist. He is making humor in order to shed light on the fact that they are forgotten.

He is doing this to raise fucking awareness that there is more to LGBT than LG. He is raising a big flag that says “Hey, don’t forget about these guys. They count. They matter. Why aren’t you doing anything about them? Why aren’t they discussed?” He is not trying to say “They don’t matter.”

So please stop with the self righteous, self pity, “social justice” comments unless you know what you are talking about.

I do appreciate that Bisexual is matched with bacon. I rather enjoy bacon. 

This is why I love the Colbert Show.

Stephen Colbert is basically my hero.

Um I don’t mean to be rude but Stephen Colbert is pretty transphobic and no amount of mental gymnastics is going to change that.Satire really is only powerful as a tool of social justice when you’re satirizing those in power or oppressive stuff. Since he makes a ton of jokes using transgender people as a punchline he is kind of most definitely transphobic. Anyways I’m not very good at tumblr or making gifs but here are some of his quotes about trans people and a source. Please excuse me for posting them so awkwardly and whatever.

http://www.colbertnewshub.com/2012/04/03/april-2-2012/

http://www.colbertnewshub.com/2012/04/03/april-2-2012/

http://www.rawstory.com/rssandbox/2012/04/04/colbert-apologizes-to-bovine-transgender-community-for-pink-slime-line/

 

I know some of you might think that like he apologized so it’s ok but using someones pain as a way to make another joke isn’t really an apology but whatever.

http://yourmomentofhate.tumblr.com/post/42081119361/begins-at-1-30-thats-why-fellas-always-look

http://yourmomentofhate.tumblr.com/post/42400499450/but-these-days-chewing-gum-is-as-supple-and

This is from his book America again where he uses a transphobic joke to make fun of gum and yeah…

http://yourmomentofhate.tumblr.com/post/42218955348/starts-at-3-45-now-i-already-an-advance-copy

I have no idea how this managed to reach 35k notes without a single person being like no actually Stephen Colbert is transphobic but yeah. I didn’t even bother to reblog everything but whatever. He has said tons more fucked up things and everyone can google it.

Tons of receipts here, also. He’s a perfect example of the liberal transmisogynist who uses trans women both as evidence of how great his social politics are and as the butt of his jokes.

commentary ^^

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8:21 pm

watchtheskytonight:

hightimeslowtides:

emilygt:

dinosaurs-on-wheels:

where can I uninstall my period

i think if you download pregnancy it blocks it for a few months but then you get a really annoying loud pop up that doesn’t go away for 18 years

omg

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ah, the geek is strong in this post

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